@joeldanger: Every birthday is a surprise party after you turn 80.
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@iwearaonesie: me: Dave's coming over wife: Nice Dave or Dave who picked a fight with a kid named Cancer? *Dave walks in wearing an "I Beat Cancer" shirt*
@DurtMcHurtt: The car you buy should say something about you, and not just ramble on about itself like you're not even there.
@StellaRtwot: Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
@NotThatMoti: Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT