@fuzzlime: every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it
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@neiltyson: If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range.
@DaddyJew: Oh, your kid gets straight A's at school? That's cool. My son knows exactly what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse.
@hunz74: My son has the worst altitude ever. He's defiant, rude and floating like six feet off the ground.