@fuzzlime: every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it
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@CornOnTheGoblin: ? Hey there Delilah, can we handle this discreetly My stomach reacted badly after eating old zucchini ? and I just pooooed ?
@Wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.
@fuzzlime: sometimes when I finish eating a bag of microwave popcorn I try to eat a couple unpopped kernels just to convince myself it's really over