@fuzzlime: every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it
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@TheAlexNevil: If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it.
@iGreenMonk: TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
@venomjunkie2: My horoscope was so wrong today I’m beginning to doubt the science behind this life planning tool.