@Tmoney68: Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero.
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@TonyFan1420: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think Noon: Too tired to think 5:00 PM: Too tired to think Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles??
@Try2StopME: CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name "WIFE". Never save it as "Wife 1" & "Wife 2".
@jus4golf: I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn't.
@AnkCoupleTO: *skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds