@Sanbel11: Every day I learn something new as a parent. Today I learned I can't sit through my daughter's violin recital without a desire to die.
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@OhHiAlyPie: "I just really need a good man to fill the hole" *100 men come running up "In my heart." *100 men run away
@JihadPizza: Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video.
@angelunatic_: Picture me and my boyfriend on a dinner date Wrong We're sitting on the same side of the table making you uncomfortable
@_Tempo11: I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park.