@kelkulus: Every day, I win arguments from 10 years ago in the shower.
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@YoungManDadJoke: Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body.
@KingsnorthAP: Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink
@koalaslament: I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that.