@Social_Mime: Every day I'm hoping is the day we find out why Beth from FB had enough but didn't want to talk about it.
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@TomHerringbone: I can't believe there's a sex offender registry. Who's buying gifts for these people?
@beefman138: My Wife wears some very revealing shirts. Today's shirt says 'Nick's ATM code is 1234' on it.