@Maui_Speaks: Every day the cat climbs a six-foot glass-block wall and watches my wife shower. She thinks it's cute. I do it once and I'm creepy.
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@sweetandweak: I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing.