@timdonakowski: Every dog, in a previous life, has been murdered by a shoe.
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@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.
@rhysjamesy: Bae: come over Me: I can't, I'm hanging out with your parents. Bae: my parents aren't home. Me: I know. I just... You never listen Susan.
@NotthatAdamWest: It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot.
@LinajkReturns: Hottest day ever recorded in November and my neighbor is already installing Christmas lights. So don't send me a fruitcake. Already got one.