@ClamDive: Every episode of my life starts with a short recap and the voice over says "Previously on wasted potential..."
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@Carter_TCB: I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting.
@Better_Clever: Women who always hustle to clean the house before the maid service arrives.. What the hell is wrong with you?!
@see_more13: At the store & asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, "Make it 52"
@jakob_huber: You'd think Bowser would start locking the front door of his castle after the first time Mario just walked right in like he owned the joint.