@LizHackett: Every evening from 7 to 8 PM, my neighbor's child practices piano with what sounds like her face.
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@MandaPandaXo4: I’ve never been kidnapped but I have tried to take off a jacket while wearing a seatbelt so I think I get it.
@trentistweeting: [feeding baby] Here comes the plane! *baby swallows food* wow you just ate everyone on board. way to go you little jerk