@RobDenBleyker: Every fifteen minutes, a teenager crashes his car due to texting and driving. I hope he gives up, because he's obviously not good at it.
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@TheAlexNevil: You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed.
@Marlebean: For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once...
@JohnBirmingham: Took my Airpods into the Apple Store yesterday. They sounded tinny and distant. Turned out I had them in the wrong ears and back to front. I am an award winning technology columnist. This is my story.
@UncleDuke1969: ALERT At 9:20am, I lost an apostrophe. Last seen in the word "Let's". If you see it, please send it home. Its tweet misses it.