@iGreenMonk: Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal.
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@nerdamage: Sometimes I get so wrapped up in my own problems that I forget there are people having real fights on the internet.
@papasuncle: ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
@Eye_Of_Madara: I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.
@CatherineLMK: "Hi I can't remember the name of this actress.You know her, she's in that movie you saw. She's got that hair." -actual message from my mom