@joelebean: Every guy feels macho in his car. Until he races a woman who's late for something.
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@weinerdog4life: Huge sale this weekend, we have too many mountain lions, please come buy a mountain lion, this was a horrible business plan, one guy got ate
@Laser_Cat: America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.