@rudy_mustang: Every horse movie ever: people don’t think this horse can go fast but it do. it go real fast
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@glazerboohoohoo: I bet the worst part abt being an organ harvester for the black market is having to fill the motel bathtub using that little bucket for ice.
@novicefather: My neighbor and I are really close. We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss... We don't know each other's name.
@Jenny4ashley: Sure, I'd take a bullet for you, but how does robbing an ammunition store prove my love?
@PleaseBeGneiss: Her: let’s role play Me: ok you be Mr. Magoo Her: what? Me: no his hearing is fine