@Ilovelamp1979: Every idiot in Florida just turned on their electric heater & they crashed the grid. Now I'm forced to watch my neighbor sleep in the dark.
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@WGladstone: I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them.
@LoveYoorFate: It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...