@DaddyJew: Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people.
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@_Tempo11: I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert.
@david8hughes: "Marines!" "SIR, YES SIR!" "Get ready to deploy at 05:00 sharp--HUGHES WHERE IN THE SHIT ARE YOU GOING!?" "That's too early I quit."
@thetits: [just meeting a new group of people] My brain: say something cool and different Me: HOW YA'LL GOT?? Brain: nice