@DaddyJew: Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people.
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@QwertyJones3: "You're never going to believe this, but my doctor just told me I've got a protein deficiency." "No whey!"
@sarahyehia82: I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes.
@bridger_w: "I'm sorry, but are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?" -Fun way to confuse a waiter who just suggested a menu item
@ashley_barnhill: My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman.