@AsgardianRose: Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages.
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@Coepacetic: At the disco last night. They played twist. I did the twist. They played jump. I jumped. They played come on Eileen. I got kicked out.
@canadian_jane: Twitter is cool because it makes me look like I'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.
@PaperWash: before cameras, people would have to say "cheese" for two hours while they got their portrait painted