@SumukhComedy: Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?
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@conanobrienswyf: All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun.
@_davidlucas_: The art of conversation, otherwise known as two or more people each awaiting their chance to interrupt.
@Pro_Jones_: Me: Boss our sales are really going updog. Boss: You mean up? Me: No, updog. Boss: What's updog? Me: Not our sales. We're bankrupt.