@CharmandBrains: Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!
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@envydatropic: What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance
@ewws13: Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
@walkerwalt: Before encouraging everyone to "do whatever makes you happy," ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists.