@HollyMemphis: Every motorcycle cop is a liquid terminator until proven otherwise.
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@RandiLawson: We've replaced the names of the foreign countries & leaders in Trump's speech with the names of IKEA® furniture. Let's see if he notices
@mayamanion: In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said "My mom says she's allergic to most other moms" Super
@ElgatoEsmio: We met for coffee yada yada yada next thing I know we're in the back of my car covered in lobsters and her dog is driving us to the ER