@GraceSpelman: This idea is the best gift I've ever given myself

@BrianIncognito: I was dismissed from my responsibilities as church usher because I kept using finger guns to point out available seats. * pew pew *

@StinkyGr33n: I'm just saying, instead of calling it a "mule", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey.

@ilovepie84: Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened.

@pungodly: Apparently "I don't like scary movies," is not an appropriate response to being asked to watch a wedding video.