@BiIIMurray: Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.
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@funnyordie: Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own.
@Quartzjixler: People who talk with your phone on speaker like it's a Star Trek Communicator - we're trying to have a society here. And everyone hates you.
@duplicitron: The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it.