@MollySneed: Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away.
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@Playing_Dad: Cop: Wife shot the husband for bothering her while reading a book Sargent: You arrested her? C: No S: Why? C: She's not done with the book
@WeissBrandon: Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most? Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot
@LinajkReturns: You have beautiful eyes. Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic.