@MollySneed: Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away.
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@AphroditeAfter5: My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!
@rickygervais: Jesus died for our sins. But then he came back to life. Pretty sure that breaks the deal.
@eyeswidebutt: [on phone] mom I need u to pick me up from the restaurant right now *whispers* no the date is going terrible, she pronounced it 'pokey-man'
@JediGigi: M:$50 on the ginger with face tattoos H: Ma'am those aren't tattoos, they're freckles and you can't bet on a 6th grade spelling bee