@darinlovesbacon: Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
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@nthonyswan: Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both.
@Staggfilms: [first date] Her: You made a giant Pentagram out of fries and ketchup? Me: Just get naked and step into the circle. Don't make this weird.