@KevinFarzad: Every political Facebook status should start with, "First of all, I have no idea what I'm talking about."
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@jonnysun: dont be sad, girl. u are like a iceberg.. 90% of ur beauty is below the surface. now 95%. now 100% OMG GIRL ARE YOU DROWNIMG
@VodkaThursday: Just sang & made up multiple lyrics w/ actions to "If you're happy & u know it" for thirty minutes... In case u need help writing that novel
@musculardog: People change. Except for that homeless guy down the street. Pretty sure he's had the same clothes on since the 90's.