@KevinFarzad: Every political Facebook status should start with, "First of all, I have no idea what I'm talking about."
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@JasonLastname: I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues.
@DaHess1: Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial.
@Brianhopecomedy: *takes selfie, sends to wife* Wife: "No." *takes pants off* *tries on another pair in The Gap change room* *takes selfie, sends to wife*