@NintenDom: Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle.
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@LindaInDisguise: Done with dating sites. I'm now focusing on pizza delivery guys because at least I know they have a job, a car, and pizza.
@robdelaney: As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway.
@astutenewf: When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
@CakeThrottle: On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system