@KKBowls: Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess
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@VolatileVani: There's a guy sitting here on a typewriter. A typewriter. I don't know if he's a hipster or a ghost but either way I want no part of it.
@ItsFunnyLife: Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean.
@mompsychologist: Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now.