@KKBowls: Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess
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@BuckyIsotope: Vladimir Putin seems like the kind of guy who would fake a sneeze and flip the board over when he's losing at Risk.
@Amburglar_: According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business.
@TheAlexNevil: I gave a man a fish. I taught a man to fish. Fish aren't all that happy with me right now.