@iamspacegirl: every snail has a perfectly baked cinnamon bun inside its shell
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@Mr_Kapowski: "Get your poop in a group" is a childish way of saying "get your shit together" but I prefer my take of "gather the pieces of your feces"
@TheTweetOfGod: My advice for anyone who wants more followers is simple: Form them from dust and breathe into their nostrils. #workedforMe
@Birdhumms: I got run over by a bus once but yes yes you're right, there's nothing worse than a paper cut!