@iamspacegirl: every snail has a perfectly baked cinnamon bun inside its shell
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@joci2203: Him: How many glasses of wine have you had today? Me: One, but it was in the shape of a giant bottle.
@Becky_DDB: Science tip: you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
@Ngamsi_: Just unzipped skirt and my real stomach poured out. Exercise my sister says but life is too short to be running when nothing is pursuing you