@Elifcello: Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.
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@danagould: I was having a political fight with someone on Twitter while my dog was out back barking at the wind. Then we switched.
@Raoul_Duke_71: Beth on Facebook "Can't believe its Monday again already"... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur.
@FuckabillyRex: I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler.