@dreamthievin: Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means.
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@Shock_Monster: Her: I'm thinking of a number between 1 an- Me: 69! Her: ...10. Me: Her: Me: 6.9?
@Mikecanrant: When the UPS guy hands you that pad where you digitally sign your name, you can put anything. Today I put "lame shorts" and nothing happened
@BuckyIsotope: Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.