@dreamthievin: Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means.
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@Fruit_Slinger: I think weed is messing with my memory. I can't remember shit anymore! I think it's because weed is messing with my memory.
@markhoppus: Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level.
@FuckabillyRex: That feeling when you kinda wanna end it all but you're already in bed and your hara kiri sword is all the way across the room.