@dreamthievin: Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means.
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@Phook75: Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear
@mishakey: Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more.
@Birdhumms: 70% of being married is just wondering which of us is going to benefit from the life insurance.
@VerbsRProudest: 8: Mama, did you read this story when you were a kid? Me: *smiling* Why yes, I did. 8: It's a really old story then, I guess.