@dreamthievin: Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means.
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@BitchyJasmine: Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.
@rohoxbaby: Every Facebook post: *Girl posts lyrics* Elderly woman comments "Hi lucy. you're so grown up. We miss you. Tell your mom ill call Wednesday"
@Parentpains: In Canada, a drive by shooting is just a guy using finger guns while winking at a chick he has no chance with.