@jwoodham: Every spider has the same powers as Spiderman, yet none of them choose to be superheroes. This is everything you need to know about spiders.
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@The_JRM: I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs.
@daemonic3: [math class] ME: today we'll learn about [gestures to number on whiteboard] the tenths place STUDENT: what's the point? ME: good question, what is the point of any of this? we're all gonna die anyway STUDENT: I mean in that number ME: oh, that's the decimal
@TheAlexNevil: Star Wars (1st draft) Obi Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for Stormtrooper: Yes they are OW: No they're nooot S: Uh YAH they are
@AmericanGent69: Wife: You clearly have a favorite child by the way you named them. Me: Not true. I love both equally. Mary: Thanks Dad Mistake: I hate you