@Breadery: Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm.
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@TheTalkingPipe: I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me.
@trevso_electric: If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese.
@holymolynicole: My ex didn't realize 'cheat day' only meant he could eat whatever FOOD he wanted.