@Breadery: Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm.
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@shadygeekdad: I want to be a host at a restaurant so if someone asks for a booth I can yell, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!"
@joejwest: The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
@BeardSpice: *walks into bank* THIS IS A ROBBERY *people drop to the floor* JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE LISTENING *lowers guns* A TOMATO IS A FRUIT