@Ms_WhateverV: Every store should have one line for people who have their shit together.
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@KateWhineHall: Advice for life: 1. Be kind. 2. Be brave. 3. Make sure your garage door is all the way up before backing out.
@kjoy1019: If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
@HughGoesThere: [bedtime] Me: What’s in vegetable oil? Daughter: Vegetables M: And olive oil? D: Olives M: And baby oil? D: *I turn out the lights and leave
@robfee: Cons of being on The Walking Dead: Almost everyone you know is dead & the world is a desolate zombie wasteland Pros: No more Adobe updates!