@Khanoisseur: Every tech conference
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@girlontapas: Water leak. No water for 2 days. Then the plumber cut the cable line. No internet. No TV. 2 stinky teenagers. Send wine and bail money.
@highinamerica: Spell check changed "important" to "impotent" so basically I have a meeting in the morning that can't get it up.