@iscoff: Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. It's always the same angel. It's covered in wings now and wants to die but can't
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@Donna_McCoy: Stopping to get donuts for the office only works as an excuse for being late if the box isn't empty.
@tequilasaltlife: He's going to change just for you? Wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid