@JessObsess: Every time I cook risotto I feel like Gordon Ramsey is going to walk in and scream at me.
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@HomeProbably: Material possessions mean nothing to me. *breaks phone* I don't think I can make it through this week.
@DannyZuker: Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class.
@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler is pretty particular about the brand of chicken nuggets I offer her for somebody who just ate a crayon.