@KayRants: Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
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@Papa_Mex: I hate it when the neighbor's dog gets out because I accidentally pick the lock on their gate, leave it open, and put down a trail of food
@NotthatAdamWest: Not sure what my dog thinks I do all day, but based on her excitement when I get home she apparently lives in constant fear I'll be murdered
@Elizasoul80: My son just said "I'm sorry I can't be cute right now, I'm hungry" and I've never understood him better.