@KayRants: Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
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@seamussaid: hey Disney-Pixar here's an idea maybe make a movie where the daughter ACTUALLY LISTENS TO HER FATHER
@djdarrellripley: Her: I was robbed! They took EVERYTHING except some wire coat hangers and my Justin Bieber CD. Me: I wonder why they left the hangers?
@jordan_stratton: Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?