@LeahGoRound: Every time I get out of a small car it looks like a giraffe being born.
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@HeyZeus666: I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.
@bridger_w: When I see a "How am I driving?" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
@LorieGZ: I ordered a pair of shoes delivered to my house. I'm too excited to wait at home so I'm camping out at the end of my street. Send snacks?