@jwoodham: Every time I go for a run I think "why am I even doing this?" Then I look back and see all the cops chasing me and it's like "oh yeah, duh."
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@DamonHunzeker: The best way to avoid awkward moments with homeless people is to ask them for money before they ask you.
@WheelTod: I was born a woman, which came as a tremendous shock to my parents as they'd been expecting a baby.