@_wangwe: Every time I go into my boss' office she tells me "take a seat". I have 14 now.
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@justabloodygame: *Doorbell rings* *it's a regular kid* "Trick or treat!" ...and what are you supposed to be? *removes face, revealing an unending void* ＨＵＭＡＮ
@d_duhwit: Robber: Nothin. Looks like someone's been here before us. Robber2: Ya, and they sure trashed the place. Me *from under bed*: Maybe he's just been busy.