@_wangwe: Every time I go into my boss' office she tells me "take a seat". I have 14 now.
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@bridger_w: I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that's what I get for dating a raccoon.
@tnylgn: If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal.
@RorynotRoy: The girl that just walked by gave my dog a double take like she thought she might've gone to high school with him.
@novicefather: This guy just climbed through a thicket of waist-high shrubbery to avoid walking past me. That's the kind of anti-social I aspire to be.