@_wangwe: Every time I go into my boss' office she tells me "take a seat". I have 14 now.
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@secondofhername: The downside of studying law: you think a lawsuit is the solution to all problems. *resists from threatening Dominos for not giving oregano*
@VeganZebra: Me: Let's go to Chipotle Justin: Hold on. My leg is asleep Me: *whispering* Oh, sorry. Let's go to Chipotle
@rikpayne: I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...