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@Rachelnoise: Every time I hold a baby I have to talk my ovaries down like a hostage negotiator.

"18 to life, man. I KNOW IT SMELLS GOOD! Stay with me."

Every time I hold a baby I have to talk my ovaries down like a hostage negotiator. 

“18 to life, man. I KNOW IT SMELLS GOOD! Stay with me.”

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