@gmossii: Every time I put on my striped socks I always have an ominous feeling that today is the day that a house will drop on me.
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@ValeeGrrl: Ah, spring is here. Time to open the windows and remind my neighbors that I know every word to the "Grease" soundtrack.
@Ivsy01: Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night.
@mynameisntdave: What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?