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@mrtimlong: Every time I raise my arm a little, a falcon lands on it. It was super-cool at first, but now I'm starting to get annoyed.

Every time I raise my arm a little, a falcon lands on it.  It was super-cool at first, but now I’m starting to get annoyed.

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