@zachreinert03: Every time I see the headline 'tragedy on film set' I think oh god m knight shymalan is making another goddamn movie
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@TheTweetOfGod: Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment.
@causticbob: Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
@SamuelHLowe: -Why didn't you answer your home phone? -Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me? -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
@PureDad: Man, Lord of the Rings has all kinds of people! White men, white elves, white dwarves, white trees, Gandalf the white, all the kinds!