@waydybee: Every time i tell people i want to be a comedian they laugh. See, im that good!!
@codyspencer0: Somebody said "hey wanna eat this apple" and I said "no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"
@junejuly12: I have way too much responsibility for someone who still isn’t sure if 12pm is noon or midnight.
@Smug_Lemur: Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.
@SummerCandyEyes: I think all the women who don't get a rose on the Bachelor should at least walk away with a cat.
@_youhadonejob1: Think I'll pass.