@waydybee: Every time i tell people i want to be a comedian they laugh. See, im that good!!
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@bornmiserable: POLICE: [on bullhorn] PLEASE COME DOWN, EVERYTHING'S FINE ME: [yelling down from ledge] ARE YOU SERIOUS HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEWS AT ALL
@ArfMeasures: BANK ROBBER: There'll be no trouble as long as everyone is cool ME *remembering I'm me* oh no