@ghostkrogh: every time i think i've met the perfect girl it's three raccoons in a trench coat who rob me again
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@Parkerlawyer: I wondered why my back was so sore until I saw my son jumping rope on a crack in the sidewalk.
@EddieMcSugarnut: I'm just a naked guy in an elm tree noticing the creepy way you stare at me through your bathroom window.
@CheryeDavis: Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...