@ghostkrogh: every time i think i've met the perfect girl it's three raccoons in a trench coat who rob me again
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@I_am_Lukem: Get your hero name by doing something brave and seeing what the newspapers call you. I'm Local Man.
@toastymoe: Autocorrect says I am currently: all out of ducks to give, most of you are full of shot, twitter is overrun by aunts and life is a birch
@Crutnacker: Biden: Trump's sons were nice Obama: Considering you called them the Menendez brothers all day B: Uday and Qusay?
@SnizzleFrizzle: My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark.