@ghostkrogh: every time i think i've met the perfect girl it's three raccoons in a trench coat who rob me again
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@tehaveragejoel: make your life more efficient by cutting out the middle man. quit your job. kill your friends. throw your food directly into the toilet.
@LlamaInaTux: Turbulence is when the airplane hits someone's family photos backed up in the cloud.