@ghostkrogh: every time i think i've met the perfect girl it's three raccoons in a trench coat who rob me again
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@prufrockluvsong: [me, stacking babies on top of each other] Him: Wha...What are you doin there? Me: Oh, you know, just building up the infant structure.