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@ShanaRose21: Every time I use hand sanitizer I wonder about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn't killed.

What the hell kind of scary shit is that?

Every time I use hand sanitizer I wonder about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn’t killed. 

What the hell kind of scary shit is that?

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