@Crunch11b: Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence.
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@rachelle_mandik: most german shepherds don't know much german at all and are relieved when you try english
@Brampersandon_: [bald eagles exchanging gifts] *holds out gift* You didn't get me a toupee again, did you? -Uhh... *slowly pulls gift back*
@YesItsAl: My daughter knows what a meth lab is thanks to an episode of The Simpsons. At least that's what I had to tell child services just now.