@Crunch11b: Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence.
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@flashember: You've reached voicemail of [Jim], leave a message. "Hi it's the library. The book 'How to Steal Library Books' is now 1 week over...UH OH"
@ceejoyner: A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance.
@TurnpikeTony: I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18.