@TheDailySchmuck: Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: "Wow. I helped them make quota."
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@PaperWash: Paul is coming over tonight Paul smith or Paul who puts ketchup on everything? [car pulls into driveway covered in ketchup]
@Josievorenkamp: Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit.
@sploosk: Welcome to Insults Я Us, you sack of crap. Buy some stuff if you're not too cheap. Maybe eat out of a garbage can. You'd probably like that