@LoveNLunchmeat: Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
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@LauraBenanti: I wore a leather jacket into a vegan restaurant and now I'm hiding in the bathroom.
@Marlebean: Damn boy! What's your zodiac sign? Bc I think we should make that Sagittariuu into SagittariUS Oh you're a Leo? Le OH ..where are you going?
@BoogTweets: Me: You are not going to believe this… Priest: Your confessions will always be belived, my child Me: There is no toilet paper over here.