@LoveNLunchmeat: Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
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@buseysteeth: You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.
@VivaVeronica122: My boyfriend says I'm kind of selfish, but that's not true. I often think of other people. When I'm having sex with him.
@nealbrennan: Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
@LurkAtHomeMom: When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused.