@MBittersweet25: Every time my Father in law gets trashed, he asks if I've lost weight... So naturally I bring a bottle of scotch every time we visit.
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@kpcuk: There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours
@sirmunchie: Me to my Boss: Excuse me, sir, can I ask a stupid question. Boss: Better than anyone else I know...
@StoferComic: My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, "That's a strange color for a tree."